miércoles, 2 de junio de 2010

Tell a funny story



Mrs. Dazee and the Doctor




Mr. and Mrs. Dazee,and elderly couple, are at their doctor’s office. After examining Mr. Dazee,the doctor asks him to step outside so that the doctor can speak to Mrs. Dazee alone.


When Mr. Dazee steps out of the office, the doctor pulls his chair closer to Mrs.Dazee.


“I must be honest with you”, he tell her. “Your husband is a very sick man. He has only one chance to survive his illness, and that chance depend on you”


“What do I have to do?” asks Mrs. Dazee.

“Well“, answers the doctor, “you have to cook all this favourite foods from now on. Every meal has to be gourmet quality and exactly how he likes it.”

“Go on”, says Mrs.Dazee.



“You also must never ever nag him about anything at all. His life must be completely free of any pressure from you. Even if he gets irritable and tries to pick an argument with you, you must let him have his ways and smile at him. You must never lose your temper at him or yell at him for any reason”.


“Anything else?” ask Mrs. Dazee.

“You must not let him do any chores around the house. He must have complete rest. Let him sleep as long as he want. Let him watch TV or read a book or nap whenever he wishes. You need to give him anything he want and makes his life completely stress-free. If you don’t do all these things, Mr. Dazee will not make it.”


“I see”, says Mrs. Dazee, and she leaves the doctor’s office.

On the way home, Mr. Dazee asks his wife, “So what did the doctor tell you?”

Mrs. Dazee replies, “He says you’re gonna die”.


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